Velho

The old man arrives again at the same marries of habit and question prostitution…

- Is for Marisa in?
- For Marisa is with a client in the room!
- All right, I hope!
- But then why does not you go with another? It has Joana, Priscila, Janaína who is brand new, the…
- Not… not… I only like Marisa!
- Uai.. does what be for Marisa has to so special?
- Patience! Much patience!

Vivaldo

Milk

Two liters of milk crossed the street and were run over..
One died, the other not, why
why one of them was Long Life.

Vivaldo

Chicken

What the chicken was to do in church
Watch rooster's Mass.


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Enzymes

Like the enzymes reproduce
It stays an enzyme of the another.

Vivaldo

Plants

Why do not the plants talk?
Because they are dumb!!

Vivaldo

How do they swear?

As it is just that does a lot of old ladies scream “Shit”?
Resp: It is alone to scream “Bingo”!

Vivaldo

Um casal

Dear, what do you prefer most? A pretty woman or an intelligent woman?
- Neither one, neither another.. my love.. You know that I only like of you!

Vivaldo

Trote

Which the cumulus of the Stupidity 3?
R: Pass hazing for the 0900 and to pay 4 real per minute

Vivaldo

Loiras

Which the advantage of if marry with a blond ?
R: You can park in the place for deficient.

Vivaldo

Hospice

Does what be has inside the garbage of the hospice?
R: swept crazy.

Vivaldo

Um filho viado

Which hunter's sadness?
R: Have a deer son and to not kill

Vivaldo

A woman and a secret

A woman tells: In White Duck had a woman who I had a secret.
Your question boss: what was the secret?
The woman answers: I do not know, it was secret.

Vivaldo

A boy sees his aunt and talks: Aunt! Aunt! I passed badly and vomited.
The aunt answers: I asked you something.
Vivaldo

Film

See a terror film with the friends can seem neither as frightening as it seems. Vivaldo

The silence

The guy arrives 15 minutes atrazado a conference and, upon entering, the porter alert:
-Please do not make noise!
-What? Already there are people sleeping?

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Daddy

Daddy, daddy today we learned what the left hand!
- And what is right?
- We'll learn tomorrow. KKKKKKKK

Felippe XD

was passing a homeless man when he suddenly said:
-I am an immortal!
-Why are you immortal
-I have no where to drop dead!! KKKKK
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Leonardo da "vinte"

A boy calls the other, and give for he TWENTY dolares, what is the boy's name?A: Leonardo Da TWENTY

Felippe :D

Policeman

Q: What is the similarity between a policeman and a motorcycle factory?
A: Both do "" "Honda" "" "




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Porque piadas com graxa não são engraçadas?

Because they have no Graxa kkkkkkkkk

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O pintinho

Had a pintinho que  não Laught.Then he fell from the tree e rachou o bico kkkkk

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The cow

Porque a vaca da leite?
A: Because because she does not know how to sell... kkkkk




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Horse no orelhão.

What was the horse going to do in phone??
A: Passar trote 


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OS POLITICOS E AS FRALDAS

"Politicians and diapers should be frequently and trades for the same reason." kkkkkk 

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For u Laught

Two olds man's conversando:- Do u prefer sex or Christmas?- Sex,  Of course !Christmas  tem todo ano, enjoaFelippe :D

Cookie

Learn how survive in the school:If the teacher catch you colando é só eat the cookie! (Remember: isso não garante que ela não vá te reprovar)

Now i waching Futebool if my friend Vivaldo.

Felippe

Barcelona

Barcelona X Chelsea .... Barcelona está Wining of Chelsea pela champions league, But não está se classificando pela saldo de gol

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We write for you, anything about all!

Apresentation

This is sparta, is a new comedy blog for everybody!! Felippe